Here you go anon! ;)
[SEND ME RANDOM QUESTIONS]
That’s not my name, that’s not my name
okay but imagine at Fred’s funeral George and Mrs. Weasley are standing together by his coffin
and George is trying so hard not to cry
and in a last-ditch attempt to cope with it in the only way he knows how, using humor, he turns to Mrs. Weasley and says, “you’ll be able to tell us apart now, anyway, Mum”
and then he just breaks down sobbing
NOPING RIGHT ON OUTTA THIS POST
Answers to questions people may have
- Q: "Does he have a vagina?"
- A: "His crotch is a swirling vortex, that when seen will pull you into the void outside of time and space"
- Q: "So he's a girl?:
- A: "I can't tell you... It's classified. We've all had to sign confidentiality forms, something to do with Area 51 and the American government sorry"
- Q: "Is he trans?"
- A: "He is an ever changing orb of colour, this isn't even his natural form"
- Q: "How do they have sex?"
- A: "Oh, he hasn't really mentioned it before, something to do with sacrificing a goat, I wasn't really paying attention"
- A: "They sit across a table from each other staring into each other's eyes as tentacles emerge from their nostrils and ferociously tangle between them. It's pretty hot."
Am I like the only person in the world who wears their binder for more than 15hrs on the reg?
2 weeks on T
-Smell change(sweat & urine)
That’s about it I think.